I need a bastard's name for my next book, A GIRL LIKE YOU.
I already know what he does. (He's a real bastard.)
I just don't know his first name yet.
So I'm throwing it out to the world. Tell me your bastard's name and why he's the biggest bastard ever. I will post your entry on the blog and in a few months, put it to a vote. The winner will be immortalised in print.
I'll personally post every bastard name emailed to me, so you can remain anonymous. I'll never, ever reveal your name and, apart from his first name, I'll delete anything that might help identify you or him. (Most bastards would love the attention of being in a book. The bastards.)