THE NAME THAT BASTARD FINALISTS

The Name That Bastard finalists have been chosen.

Please take a look, choose your favourite, and let me
know who it is.

Click here.

(You'll be able to see the bastard immortalised in print in my new book A Girl Like You, out December 2010.)

Phil

I met phil in a bar after work - he invited me to be his date to his friends birthday party later on that night. so i said sure, and we turned up to discover it was a dinner party for six people - pretty full-on for a first date right? - but it was great and i loved his friends and honestly, they loved me. i had such a good time.
then we went home together, slept together, woke up and i felt like i was in an actual relationship with him - it was so easy and all that.
and then he never called me.
thinking about it makes me feel tired.