Told me he was falling in love with me. Then dumped me with the words 'I just dont fancy you'. Then he regretted it and chased me for months, wooing me with protestations of eternal devotion. I (stupidly) capitulated. Then he dumped me again. 'I was right the first time. I just DONT fancy you.'
Bastard.
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Stef from Pretty in Pink is a bastard.
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Gargamel is a bastard, too.
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Julian from the Famous Five grew up to be a bastard. You can tell.
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Eric from True Blood is a bloodsucking bastard. Good highlights though.
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Michael Mancini from Melrose Place was a bastard. And a doctor.
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The Sheriff of Nottingham was a bastard. He called off Christmas.
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The asteroid in Armageddon was a real bastard. It killed Bruce Willis.
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Jareth the Goblin King is a bastard. But he has no power over me.
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The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. Like so many bastards, his adorable appearance belies the evil within.
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All komodo dragons are bastards. Did you see what they did to that water buffalo on Life? Break your heart, man.
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Bruce Patman is the biggest bastard in Sweet Valley. But he does drive a Porsche.
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Doc Holliday is a bastard. He is also your huckleberry.
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Roger Sterling is a bastard in a really, really good suit.
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Robbie from Dirty Dancing is a bastard. And he didn't blow a summer hauling toasted bagels just to bail out some little chick who probably balled every guy in the place.
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Ernie is a total bastard. Bert rules.
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Skeletor is The Evil Lord Of Destruction. And a bastard in his spare time.
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Biff from Back To The Future is a bastard and he should get his damn hands off her.
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Bailey from Party Of Five was a bastard with a booze problem. Remember that time he drank a whole six-pack? Yikes.
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The Dread Pirate Roberts was a bastard. I don't care if death cannot stop true love, if you bugger off for five years then I'm going to bloody well marry someone else.
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