Dwight

I know it seems hard to believe that a man called Dwight could have been the biggest stud at the school in Connecticut where i was an exchange student, but he was.
He made moves on me from the minute i arrived and i ended up going out with him because i didnt know any better - then he stopped talking to me entirely after a few weeks for no reason at all.
by then i had friends and i finally found out that he was trying to set a record of getting to 'at least second base' with every exchange student who ever came to their school.
I think you should use the name because you'd think he was a total nice guy with a name like Dwight, but he was a bastard.