Roger

Roger seemed perfect. Good-looking, tall (tall goes a long way in my book), very clever with a great job, etc. I met him through work. He sent aweseome emails, I was totally head over heels.
On the third date he admitted he had a girlfriend, on the fourth that she was still living with him, on the fifth that she was his wife.
I didn't go for a sixth date but its probably safe to assume they had dogs/children/etc.