Chris

Chris and I had a 'casual' relationship for about a year (this consisted of me wanting to be his girlfriend and him studiously avoiding the issue). After a year I discovered I was pregnant. I went to my first scan. Alone. Afterwards, I called Chris from the hosiptal car park. He told me "I'm a bit busy at the moment", and I apologised for calling him at work. "Oh no", he said casually, "I'm at home. Its just that Eastenders is on."