Ok. I am going to New York on holiday with my mother. Kenny & I had not had sex for 2 weeks despite living together. All sorts of excuses. Night before my flight leaves I said
'What is the problem you are clearing having an affair.'
'No i'm not'
'Give me one good reason not to leave you now, as I don't believe you.'
'Ok, you know i've had a peptic ulcer for 2 and half years'
'yes'
'I haven't, i've had herpes and i didnt want to give it to you so when I have an outbreak we don't have sex.'
WE DID NOT USE CONDOMS, I WAS ON THE PILL!!!
What a bastard.
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